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The F**K You Fantasy POTN (3/21)

Oh that kid of terror………. OUCH! Now that is one mad kid. Seriously, tonight was a tough night with the Alex Edler-Mike Smith hit them skirmish. Where could we go with that? Truthfully we were just neutral on it to just let it go for now at least. The problem was neither player really adversely effected the […]

The F**K You Fantasy POTN (3/20)

(Thanks to the AP / Duane Burleson for the photo….) Oh god, we are at it again! It was a strange fantasy night and a ton of craziness ensued. There were no goals that might have been goals, goals that should not have been, and zany comebacks that never should happen. These are the players […]

The F**K You Fantasy POTN (3/19)

(The Moose was loose last night — National Geographic file photo)   It was one of those death be not proud type of nights where things just went all wrong. When goalies are handling pucks like its a hot potato, pucks are going in that have no business to, then there is an Oscar being […]

The F**K You Fantasy POTN (3/18)

Andrew Shaw celebrates like he is in Chicago. (AP Photo/Jack Dempsey) This was an easy night for the F**K You Fantasy POTN because we only have one award winner. Yes it is rare but sometimes these things do happen. There is not much to this Monday night but we have one award winner and it was just […]

The F**K You Fantasy POTN (3/17)

It just seems that we have seen Ryan Miller do this way too often in the shortened season. (Nick Wass / AP) It has been a long St. Patrick's Day. The end of the week always brings fantasy frustrations to a boiling point one way or the other. These two guys had to frustrate fantasy owners […]

The F**K You Fantasy POTN (3/16)

If anybody thinks we are going to give in and go Irish on this, go F yourself! Go take the corned beef and crappy green beer and waste a bunch of money. So there were some tough choices tonight on The F**K YOU Fantasy POTN but we have gone so low tonight to potentially include an […]

The F**K You Fantasy POTN (3/15)

So you thought the light night would not bring us a worthy award winner. You were sadly mistaken! The kid is back! When you flip the bird, be aware that that the bird will come back to haunt everyone. Some players definitely have cheated the bird but now there is one guy who went low […]

Net Effect Week 8

  A bunch of situations to discuss this week, so let’s get right into it: Buffalo Sabres- Ryan Miller is dealing with a sinus infection, and although Buffalo doesn’t play again until Saturday, there’s a chance he may miss that game. Miller has lost four in a row (one was in a shootout where he […]

The F**K You Fantasy POTN (3/14)

Now here is a classic double flippin salute that is worthy!   Welcome to the column that takes the worst that hurt your fantasy night and tries to make it feel somewhat better. With a nice, beefy eleven game schedule tonight, there was a bevy of potentially bad performances that would affect certain fantasy teams. […]

Looking Ahead Week 8

By Garrett Rees WEEKLY BREAKDOWN Here is the weekly breakdown for this upcoming week, March 11 – March 17: 5 GAMES:  BOS 4 GAMES:  LAK, NAS, OTT, PIT, WAS, WPG 3 GAMES:  ANA, BUF, CAR, CBJ, CGY, COL, DAL, DET, EDM, FLA, MIN, NJD, NYR, PHX, SJS, STL, TBL, TOR, VAN 2 GAMES:  CHI, MON, […]

The F**K You Fantasy POTN (3/13)

    This really is happening again. How could anything go wrong on a night where only three games were played? For that answer we have enlisted the help of the Detroit Red Wings. Without further adieu, here is our presentation of shame. ======================================================== Jonas Gustavsson — G — Detroit Red Wings Congratulations! You really flipped […]

The F**K You Fantasy POTN (3/12)

It is great to talk about the great fantasy hockey players of the night but no one talks about the ones that absolutely kill your fantasy team. This kid has the right message!   Here we are. The F**K YOU Fantasy POTN is going to be a bit of a regular column here on The Hockey Program. It […]

Looking Ahead Week 8

By Garrett Rees WEEKLY BREAKDOWN Here is the weekly breakdown for this upcoming week, March 11 – March 17: 5 GAMES:  BOS 4 GAMES:  LAK, NAS, OTT, PIT, WAS, WPG 3 GAMES:  ANA, BUF, CAR, CBJ, CGY, COL, DAL, DET, EDM, FLA, MIN, NJD, NYR, PHX, SJS, STL, TBL, TOR, VAN 2 GAMES:  CHI, MON, […]

Net Effect Week 7

The injury bug is back, so the “Net Effect” takes a look at some goalie situations worth monitoring. Carolina Hurricanes- Cam Ward will be out for up to two months with an MCL sprain. Bad news for the Hurricanes, as he has been one of the better goalies over the last five seasons. Dan Ellis […]

Looking Ahead Week 7

By Garrett Rees Mid-Week Lite version for Week 7. WEEKLY BREAKDOWN Here is the weekly breakdown for this upcoming week, March 4 – March 10: 5 GAMES:  NJD 4 GAMES:  ANA, CBJ, CHI, COL, DET, EDM, FLA, LAK, MON, NYI, NYR, PHI, PHX, PIT, SJS, STL, TBL, TOR, WAS, WPG 3 GAMES:  BOS, BUF, CAR, […]

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