If anybody thinks we are going to give in and go Irish on this, go F yourself! Go take the corned beef and crappy green beer and waste a bunch of money. So there were some tough choices tonight on The F**K YOU Fantasy POTN but we have gone so low tonight to potentially include an inanimate object? If we can include a zamboni, we can include other things that are on the ice. Let's get down to business!
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Top F**KUP Of The Night:
Dallas Stars — Saturday Night Special
Some teams just mail it in. Dallas faxed it in last night. Hold on folks, Chicago just scored again! Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews, and all of the Blackhawks have just scored on Dallas. In all seriousness, there were only eight goal scored on 34 shots. It is even funnier when both goalies gave up exactly four goals on 17 shots. Jaromir Jagr has been last scene touring casinos in the Dallas-Fort Worth area. Ladies and genetlemen, fantasy players on Dallas were like the bubonic plague tonight. If you were smart enough not to start Kari Lehtonen, kudos to you. For the unfortunate souls who did, we understand if you just want to throw your computer at the wall. Good luck and enjoy Monday against the Flames!
The GOAL POST?????? — REALLY??????
I could not believe this either but time after time after time, I heard so many fantasy owners bitching about the goal post tonight more than usual. If you go on Twitter and I know you do….I heard more pings and clunks tonight then at a plumbers' convention. More fantasy leagues get lost on a weekend because not from missing the 4 x 6 but that damn iron. We hope you didn't lose your league because of the goal post but if you did, just flip it off like no one cares.
Drew Doughty — Still Has No GOALS — F**K YOU!
Sorry! But this whore still cannot score a goal. He really does score more off the ice than on the ice. These are just the facts ladies and gentlemen. Will he score at all this year? Has someone created a DidDoughtyScore.com yet? Time will tell. Either way, yes he has double digit assists and a great ATOI but you need a few goals from your high priced defenseman. We'll keep you posted!
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Have a great night! The dishonorable mention by the way goes to Alain Vigenault for starting Roberto Luongo after the last flop against Detroit. We're out of here!
