Just A Couple Weeks Away….

Good morning everyone.  I was informed by Sports Authority that my $5000 gift card is just a few weeks away from coming to my house.  Now you know this is a pretty big contest when one is asked for affadavits and such.  Seriously, I could buy so many things around the Labor Day weekend (expected time of arrival).  For example I could buy…

 

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(Does not come with model or so I hear…..)

 

So doing a little math.  $5000 times 7% tax is $350.  However, there is no tax in the state of New Jersey for clothes.  Doing a little “window shopping” because there are always people to buy for, I came up with a list of potential items to buy.  Yes these are not all hockey items I know but this should be fun.  Okay there may be several potential lists.  So we did this Wargames style.  Somewhere I can hear that game going “The only way to win is to not play the game”.  That being contrasted with the Herm Edwards classic, “You play to win the game!”

This will be done in installments…today we start with our #5 list…..because we can.

DEFCON 5

  1. Brodeur Premier HOME Jersey  $149.99
  2. Stevens CCM Classic Jersey (X-mas Jersey)  approx $200
  3. NW Comfy Throw Blanket — NJ Devils  $24.99
  4. NW 50 x 60 Fleece Blankey — NJ Devils  $39.99
  5. Devils Fan Parking Sign  — $37.99
  6. Frozen Pond Brodeur Autographed Jersey — $619.99
  7. Everlasting Panoramic 1995 Stanley Cup Champs Photo — $99.99
  8. Stiga NHL Rod Hockey Table — $119.99
  9. NJ Devils Rod Hockey players — $17.99
  10. Martin Brodeur Women’s T-Shirt (I can explain this one)  — $28.99
  11. Fundex All About Hockey Trivia Game — $29.99
  12. NJ Devils Hockey Putter — $114.99
  13. NJ Devils Putting Green — $39.99
  14. Anglo Oriental NJ Devils Rug — $349.99
  15. Trademark NJ Devils Neon Clock  — $119.99
  16. Concept One NJ Devils Duffel Bag — $39.99
  17. Martin Brodeur Motivational Plaque — $34.99
  18. Reebok Quadrant Reversible Jacket — $124.99
  19. Mounted Memories (Orr, Hull, Original 6) — $1199.99
  20. Thats MY Ticket Marty Brodeur Auto — $144.99
  21. Frozen Pond Madden Auto’d Jersey — $557.99
  22. Frozen Pond Elias Auto’d Jersey — $557.99
  23. Frozen Pond Brodeur Auto’d Puck — $149.99

 

Total Price — $4800.78

With TAX and Shipping — Approx $5000

The question becomes okay what would you buy and yes it has to be hockey related….the best five that get closest to $5000 without going over will make it on the blog.  Have at it!!

 

 

About Chris Wassel

Simply I am a sports writer whose first loves will always be hockey and food. As we attempt to fix the site which has fallen into some disrepair (okay a lot), any and all help is always appreciated. For now, everything will channel through on a post by post basis. As always, let's have some fun!

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