Those Rejected Hockey Awards….

I wonder if Dr. Seuss was alive, what he would say about these awards and better yet if the NHL had a set of cajones.  First off, we cannot forget the label of being well rejected.

Rejected

 

Yes it is a very simple yet useful word especially for our case here.  So here they come…our first annual The Program Reject NHL Awards……

 

First up is the Pension Plan Puppets Award for Worst Owner:

Our nominees:  The Toronto Maple Leafs group, Florida Panthers partnership, The NHL

 

The Red Wing:  For the best way to skirt the salary cap.

Our nominess:  The Flyers (For their IR methods), The Wings (for Jiri Hudler), Chicago (for their RFA snafu)

 

The Lyrical Diarrhea Award:  For the worst hockey song.

Our nods:  Hey Devils Catch Fire, The 80’s Flames song,  The Malkin Mash

 

The Chris Wassel Memorial Award:  Award for mass consumption.

Our nods:  Dominik Hasek, Rob Ramage, Darren McCarty

 

The Dany Heatley Car Pool Award:  Given to the NHL’s worst driver

Our nods:  Dany Heatley, Gary Bettman, Rob Ramage

 

The Worst Thank You To End The Season:  To the team who fails and bad!

Our nods:  Florida Panthers, NY Rangers (Olli Jokinen), Tampa Bay Lightning

 

The Please Shut Up Pierre Award :  Given to Worst Broadcaster or Personality

Our nods:  Pierre McGuire, John Stevens, Roger Millions

 

The Brian Leetch Cab Award:  Given to players who get hurt by their own stupidity

Our nods:  Brian Leetch, Eric Lindros, Eric Desjardins

 

The Ted Nolan Memorial Award:  Given to player who bangs another’s wife.

Our nods:  Eric Lindros, Jeff Carter

 

The Worst Slogan Award: Self Explanatory

Our nods:  We Pray For LA, Caps: Your Cool Alternative, The Isles: We are heart here.

 

That is enough awards for now…if you have any other god awful ones….just put them in the comments section, facebook, or twitter.  We will be waiting for them and enjoy the hockey tonight.

About Chris Wassel

Simply I am a sports writer whose first loves will always be hockey and food. As we attempt to fix the site which has fallen into some disrepair (okay a lot), any and all help is always appreciated. For now, everything will channel through on a post by post basis. As always, let's have some fun!

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